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whispers
ramblings from a college senior
There are zero “G”s in “Elmo.”
China’s rapid recovery from the global financial crisis, and the West’s continuing malaise, have had a profound psychological impact on many Chinese. Emotions ranging from pride to Schadenfreude permeate official rhetoric.
Diwali is a festival of lights. Let me tell you something. Tonight has been one crazy night. So put on your saris, it’s time to celebrate Diwali. Everybody looks so jolly. But it’s not Christmas, it’s Diwali. The goddess of destruction Kali stopped by to celebrate Diwali. Don’t invite any zombies to a celebration of Diwali. Along came Polly to have some fun at Diwali. If you’re Indian and you love to party, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali. Happy Diwali!
-Michael Scott, The Office 3x06 “Diwali”
HAPPY DIWALI!
My mom asked me what Diwali was last weekend and I used this song to explain it to her.
(via fuckyeahmindy)
Dan Harmon Poops: My Community Theme Lyrics for Approval
The 88 are recording an extended version of the Community theme song for our UPCOMING SOUNDTRACK RELEASE and I just found out the band is contractually obligated to submit any new lyrics to the studio for approval. I have no involvement, I say let a band be a band, but I submitted these for my own…
Gimmie some love / Grow me a tree / Make every heart / Sing it with me / Drinkin’ some Cokes / Tellin’ some jokes / Shopping is fun / When it’s done / With friendly folks / America invented being free / Sony products are high quality
Awesome
Yuanna knock it off with the yuan puns? Oy! It’s starting to peso me off - I’m become dollarous. Francly, I’m afraid euro gonna take a pounding if you keep it up…
A reader takes a Punt at our puns policy; pretty much hits the (Deutsche) mark.
The fun we have.
(via theeconomist)
my kind of joke!
(via theeconomist)
Sometimes our rules make us sound entertainingly fusty. In a 2005 article on rap music and murder we had cause to refer repeatedly to 50 Cent. Not for us “Fiddy”, as he is sometimes dubbed by middle-aged journalists looking to get down wid the homies: in the last two paragraphs we fitted in four mentions of “Mr Cent”.
(via theeconomist)
oh my goodness. this is one of my new favorite things. a) Leonard Nimoy, singing. b) the colorful shirts on the children, who are wearing elf/vulcan ears. c) the song is about one of the most baller hobbits in the world.
is there any more explanation necessary?! i will admit this is quite trippy.
My magic brings Voldemort to the yard and I’m like, that’s hurting my scar.
(via fuckyeahhappy)
ummmm i love jimmy fallon. and this rant is so me.
